Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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