so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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