Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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