Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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