I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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