I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
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its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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