P.S. I can't hear my feet
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
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I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
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Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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