My pussy is not your playground.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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