please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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