we made out on top of his cat.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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