I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Randomize
