Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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