Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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