Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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