Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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