the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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