So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
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Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
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I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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