That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Even my vagina gasped.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
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