TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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