Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
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It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
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He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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