I don't think brook has ever known best
apparently the secret to your success is patron
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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