8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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