I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
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