Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
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so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Why is there bacon in the couch?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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