'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
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no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
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But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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