I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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