My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
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How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
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You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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