i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
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mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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