You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
Randomize
