I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
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