She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
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I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
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