Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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