Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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