A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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