Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
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Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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