I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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