Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Randomize
