Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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