Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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