so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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