what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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