You made me cry and you don't even care
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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