We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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