i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
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I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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