So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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