Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
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Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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