Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
he wants to bone in the snuggie
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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