i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
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Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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