in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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