I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
is this the sara with the beer cane?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
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Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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