Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
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Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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