Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
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