Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
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