Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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