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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(

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(914): View more from New York

Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.

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(416): View more from Ontario

Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.

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(440): View more from Ohio

she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.

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(404): View more from Georgia

you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am

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(619): View more from California

If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.

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(509): View more from Washington

Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?

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