Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(913): View more from Kansas

I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture

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(410): View more from Maryland

You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.

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(415): View more from California

This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?

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(502): View more from Kentucky

I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.

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(618): View more from Illinois

i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.

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(443): View more from Maryland

He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed

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(727): View more from Florida

Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am

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