i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.