ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
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The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
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It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
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