It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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