Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
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she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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