i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
meet me or not, i'm out of control
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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