Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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